Feng Shui Natural Weight Loss System

By Brandy Helms, RMT
updated on 11/19/2007 at 03:05PM

The Feng Shui Natural Weight Loss System, or the Feng Shui Diet, is a natural weight loss lifestyle born from the Chinese practice of rearrangement and placement with the goal of becoming at peace with the surrounding environment. The Feng Shui belief system is a Chinese code of conduct, which involves geography, astrology, mathematics, and philosophy in one’s way of thinking.

Basic Beliefs of the Feng Shui System

Feng Shui followers believe that well-maintained surroundings foster a maintained sense of well-being. It's not quite as simplistic as it sounds. The Feng Shui code of conduct seeps into life's most mundane moments. For example, one of its basic principle stipulates that when lying down a full frontal view of an exit must be in unobstructed view at all times.

Moreover, sharp turns and straight lines are no-no's. Mirrors, crystals, wind chimes and waving water are believed to have the power to align the planets under the Feng Shui system. And if mirrors are powerful enough to control the redirection, reflection and shifting of universal energy, there's no reason why they can't align the 25 pounds that have beefed you up like a ballpark frank.

Starting Your Feng Shui Weight Loss System

The Feng Shui Natural Weight Loss System mandates that you move your sofa away from your living room entrance. Do this and ye shall lose ten pounds. Ok, so it's not quite that easy. But be forward up for this natural weight loss system will equal a lot of moving and re-arranging on your part. Not that moving a little furniture ever hurt anybody’s weight loss efforts.

The first week of the Feng Shui Natural Weight Loss System is undoubtedly the most stressful. Although oddly enough, you won't be doing any push-ups, sit-ups or any of the other activities that cause middle-school kids to feign stomach aches in gym class. This natural weight loss system is focused on healthier environments for a healthier body. If your body's getting a tune-up so should your home; every room of it...starting with the kitchen.

Your kitchen should be symbolic of your new devotion to your natural weight loss system. Begin by emptying out all of your cabinets, the Twinkies, Little Debbies and ten year old cans of beets should all be placed in cardboard boxes. Now re-line the shelves of your cupboard.

Following a complete renovation of your kitchen cabinets, immerse yourself in a long relaxing shower...You'll need to be relaxed when you sage the kitchen. The art of saging involves placing drops of oil, lemon or orange oil for instance, into a spray bottle or bowl filled with fresh spring water.

Use the sage to purify every inch of your newly re-organized kitchen with the symbolic water. Envision the H₂O revitalizing your kitchen with new energy. At this point you’ve finished prepping your home for your Feng Shui natural weight loss system.
You won’t have officially begun, until you formerly ask any of the evil spirits, (the kind that force you to scarf down a box of chocolate chip cookies at 3 am), to make like Elvis and leave the building.

Next you'll need to go through the boxes you’ve filled and have a heart-to-heart with each item. Ask the Twinkies if they are really going to be able to energize your body, or make your a better person. Ask Mr. Chips Ahoy if he will be willing to nurture your mind, body and spirit. Their silence will shout volumes.

Once you’ve said everything you need to say to your former, individually-wrapped, support system; it's time for Little Debbie to make a new friend, his name is Mr. Wastebasket. All foods that will not make encourage you in your quest to once again be able to comfortably sit at a restaurant booth must be discarded.

Remember the famous 1984 film, The Karate Kid? Daniel-san learned karate by cleaning a cantankerous old guy's apartment while he went fishing. Think of Feng Shui in the same terms. The natural weight loss system believes that successful body restructuring starts with restructuring your thoughts.

What better way to break unhealthy eating habits than starting a new diet with a new kitchen? It's like starting with a clean slate. After the first week of reconstruction, most dieters will have developed a much better understanding of Feng Shui and what it can do for them as a natural weight loss system.

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